Girly Bits Misheard Lyrics Matte Shimmers Collection Swatches and Review

Friday, August 9, 2019

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Have you ever belted out a song only to be told you've got the lyrics wrong? My sister always jokes about how I enlighten her to the correct lyrics of a song because lyrics are my thing. I'm a music lover and lyrics are usually what hook me on a song. One of the polishes in the new Girly Bits Cosmetics Misheard Lyrics Collection is "Tony Danza" which I definitely thought was the actual lyric in Elton John's Tiny Dancer for many years as a child. Thankfully we now have Google and can easily find the lyrics to a song in the blink of an eye. 

This collection of six bright matte shimmers and one colour shifting glitter topper was inspired by funny misheard lyrics. These polishes are glowy and velvety when worn matte and a glossy top coat brings the sparkle to life! The Girly Bits Misheard Lyrics Collection will be launching at Indie Expo Canada on Aug 18th and on the Girly Bits website on Aug 26th. You can purchase the entire collection for a discounted price for a limited time here: save $11.55 CAD when you buy all the polishes through the previous link. Polishes will be $16.50 CAD each.




The formula on all of these polishes is fantastic! All of my swatches show two coats that have dried down to their natural matte finish. I also show each polish with one coat of Girly Bits Tony Danza, the topper for the collection which makes the polish glossy and adds the iridescent sparkle. Great dry time on these and they hold up well without top coat - I got two days before any tip wear appeared but if you want to add even more longevity in the matte state, I recommend applying Girly Bits Polish Matte'rs for a longwearing matte finish.

Girly Bits Cross-eyed Bear swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Cross-eyed Bear is a Caribbean green with a gold/blue shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (It’s not fair, to deny me, of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me / You Oughta Know / Alanis Morissette)

Girly Bits Cross-eyed Bear swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Cross-eyed Bear swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Cross-eyed Bear topped with Girly Bits Tonya Danza shown below.

Girly Bits Cross-eyed Bear swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Electric Boobs swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Electric Boobs is a fuchsia pink with a pink/purple shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (She's got electric boobs. A mole hair too! / Bennie and the Jets / Elton John)

Girly Bits Electric Boobs swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Electric Boobs swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Electric Boobs topped with Girly Bits Tonya Danza shown below.

Girly Bits Electric Boobs swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Fax Machine swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Fax Machine is a magenta berry with a red/gold shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean / You Shook Me All Night Long / AD/DC)


Girly Bits Fax Machine swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Fax Machine swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Fax Machine topped with Girly Bits Tonya Danza shown below.

Girly Bits Fax Machine swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Hot Dogs swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Hot Dogs is a vibrant ultramarine blue with a violet/blue shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (Near, far, where ever you are, I believe that the hot dogs go on / My Heart Will Go On / Celine Dion)

Girly Bits Hot Dogs swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Hot Dogs swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Hot Dogs topped with Girly Bits Tonya Danza shown below.

Girly Bits Hot Dogs swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Kiss This Guy swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Kiss This Guy is a medium purple with a pink shimmer.Dries to a velvety matte finish.('scuse me, while I kiss this guy / Kiss the Sky /Jimi Hendrix)

Girly Bits Kiss This Guy swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Kiss This Guy swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Kiss this Guy topped with Girly Bits Tonya Danza shown below.

Girly Bits Kiss This Guy swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Lorraine swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Lorraine is a bright aqua/cyan blue with a blue/purple shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (I wanna know, have you ever seen Lorraine? / Have You Ever Seen the Rain / CCR)

Girly Bits Lorraine swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Lorraine swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Girly Bits Lorraine topped with Girly Bits Tonya Danza shown below.

Girly Bits Lorraine swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Last but not least, I wanted to show Girly Bits Tony Danza on its own over black so you can really see the shift in the glitters. Girly Bits Tony Danza is a clear based topper with iridescent red to orange to green colour shifting glitters, and a sprinkle of red to copper to green colour shifting shimmer. This is not a matte finish. To keep the matte finish over any of the shimmers in this collection, top with Polish Matte’rs matte top coat. (Hold me closer Tony Danza / Tiny Dancer / Elton John). My photo shows one coat over a black creme plus top coat. 

Girly Bits Tony Danza swatch by Streets Ahead Style

Do you have you eye on any of these? I absolutely love how vibrant these mattes are and the topper is right up my alley! I'm going to wear it over everything!!

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